Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Randomize
