After last night, I could never be a politician.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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