i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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