new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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