i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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