She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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