were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Help. Why am I so naked?
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