go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
someone owes me an orgasm
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Randomize
