You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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