Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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