what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
