I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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