After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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