let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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