Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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