I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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