Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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