? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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