question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Randomize