But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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