apparently the secret to your success is patron
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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