ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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