who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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