There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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