Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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