I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
barbara walters just said penis...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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