Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I'm really busy with my period
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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