hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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