did you get engaged???
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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