I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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