I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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