On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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