She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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