He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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