Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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