is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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