I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Come share oat with me in your robe
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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