I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
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