THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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