I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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