I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
...so i touched it.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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