just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
not ubering you a puppy
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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