Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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