We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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