are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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