As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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