Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Randomize