Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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