i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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