I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
we're making bets on your personal life
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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