you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Your cock deserves a montage
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Randomize
