ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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