Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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