this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Randomize
