so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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