i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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