Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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