I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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