i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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