What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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